This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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