the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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