new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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