party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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