Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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