have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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