i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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