So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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