no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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