if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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