He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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