I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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