I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
