We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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