i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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