I'm gonna have a badass scar
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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