3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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