Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
