My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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