True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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