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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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