He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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