The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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