we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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