The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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