just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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