so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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