I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm both gender and math confused
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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