What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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