I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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