Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
His hands were made for my vagina.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Come on in and take your pants off
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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