Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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