The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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