So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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