all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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