If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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