Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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