I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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