I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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