This is not my ceiling
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
