Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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