i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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