these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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