Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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