I don't think brook has ever known best
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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