Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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