Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm too high and old for this...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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