Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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