how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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