You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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