We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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