they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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