Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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