OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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