I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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