I just made out with a guy for $7.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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