Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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